Shandor Garrison

Creator/ Writer/ Director

What were the circumstances or your birth? Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet...

What's your porn name? Serena Spencer

Are you having more or less sex since moving to Brooklyn? Oh much more, baby, and it's grittier.

What experience did you bring to B4L? The accumulated sexual hang-ups and fantasies of a lifetime. The pleasure of directing the nearly naked James Rich and Annie Mistak in a short film, "Jim the Rapist" which convinced me that a show following their characters and other sexy Brooklyn misfits would be fun. Also my overwhelming naiveté.

 How is your character in B4L different from you in real life? Since I don't appear in the show ever at all I don't know if I have to answer this right?

Pick a favorite moment from the B4L production? Seeing Ashley with every known article of fuckingness strapped to her body ready to march to Sodom.

What other web series do you watch? Young American Bodies, Sexual Intercourse American Style, Mister Glasses, Speedie Date, Joe and Kate, The Burg, 50 to Death, Defenders of Stan

Favorite sexual position? I don't know what you call it but I call it The Plow.

What's your secret talent? My belly button is magic. It collects a perfect lint morsel each day.

What's your idea of a perfect date? Dinner at Lucalli's with Jes, whiskey at Char #4, a really depressing foreign flick at BAM, and hot sex at home to make it all good.

If you could have any item from Lady H's personal sex toy collection, what would it be?  I want to try the head-fucker.

Are your parents allowed to watch this show? Absolutely. They are old hippies, this is nothing.

Do you have a link to a personal/facebook/myspace website that you'd like us to include?http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1481151/

When the lights go down what music comes up? Ladysmith Black Mambazo- all that foot-slapping, damn!

Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex? When everyone was as naked as they were in my family, I don't know that I would have noticed.

Have you ever been caught having sex? Once in high school my girlfriend and I were caught doing it in my mother's station wagon. A cop snuck up and scared the shit out of us. To this day I can't sustain an erection in the presence of a policeman.

Have you had sex in all 5 boroughs? If not how many? Only 2 so far. The 5 Borough Club... the Mile High club... so many clubs to join.

Hobbies? Lint basketball

Idols/heroes? Coppola, Lucas, Scorcese, Rafelson, Ashby, Altman, Schrader, all those fuckers in the 70's who tried to create something original and independent outside of the studio system, (and everyone who is still trying).

3 movies stranded on a desert island? 5 Easy Pieces, Star Wars, The Jerk.

3 TV show stranded on a desert island? The Sopranos, Friday Night Lights, Arrested Development

What are you working on now? Gimme a break, what do you think?

 

Zachary Ludescher

Executive Producer/DP

What were the circumstances or your birth? I'm pretty sure my parents were making love one night, and then I came along 9 months or so later. I think I was a week late. Fashionably.

What's your porn name? Poopers Providence

Are you having more or less sex since moving to Brooklyn? More sex.

What experience did you bring to B4L? I know about lights and camera. Nothing about action, though.

Pick a favorite moment from the B4L production: I had to explain to Shandi the ergonomics of sex with multiple dildos and partners. I think there are pictures somewhere with my face in someone's ass.

What other web series do you watch? too many to list.

Favorite sexual position? I believe the term is "flying cow, sitting donkey."

What's your secret talent? Little assassinations.

What's your idea of a perfect date? A day in the Brooklyn botanic gardens, tapas and wine, and then a walk back to my place, where we tickle and tantalize each other for the next 6 to 12 hours.

If you could have any item from Lady H's personal sex toy collection, what would it be? Lady H.

Are your parents allowed to watch this show? Yes. And then we'll never talk about it again.

When the lights go down what music comes up? bow chica bow wow

Have you ever been caught having sex? all the time.

Have you had sex in all 5 boroughs? If not how many? I only get laid in Brooklyn.

Hobbies? Apparently, building websites. Also, I love to read. And Stella.

3 movies stranded on a desert island: The Fountain. Amelie. Metropolis.

3 TV show stranded on a desert island: Star Trek: The Next Generation. The Sopranos. Eureka.

What are you working on now? A dance performance, a web series about Beer, a short screenplay that is increasingly not so short, goboHD.com, Dakoit Pictures.
 


James Rich

Producer/Actor

 

What were the circumstances or your birth?  I was born 6 years later than my brother...Interesting.

What's your porn name? Angel East Lincoln Highway

Are you having more or less sex since moving to Brooklyn? About the same.

What experience did you bring to B4L? Acting and a sense of humor. Or acting like I have a sense of humor. One of them.

How is your character in B4L different from you in real life? He knows what he wants and goes for it. It usually takes me some time to build up the courage.

Pick a favorite moment from the B4L production. The bed breaking.

Favorite sexual position? Cuddled face to face.

What's your secret talent? I'm ok at impersonations. And I can beat box.

What's your idea of a perfect date? Sex. Good play. Sex. Dinner. Sex.

If you could have any item from Lady H's personal sex toy collection, what would it be? The chin thing or the ring.

Are your parents allowed to watch this show? I hope so. If my mom can figure out how to work the world wide web.

Do you have a link to a Personal/Facebook/Myspace website that you'd like us to include? http://jamesdrich.com

When the lights go down what music comes up? Coltrane

Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex? Thank god no. I pay enough for therapy as it is.

Have you ever been caught having sex? Yes I have. On a trail behind college. Some people that worked in the next office to me caught us. My girlfriend hid herself and left me stranded, on my knees. Flapping in the wind.

Have you had sex in all 5 boroughs? If not how many? Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens

Hobbies? Guitar. Refinishing furniture.

Idols/heroes? Brando. Gillo Pontecorvo. Coltrane. Bugs Bunny.

3 movies stranded on a desert island. Battle of Algiers, Fight Club, Chinatown

3 TV show stranded on a desert island. All in the Family, Bugs Bunny, Sanford and Son.

What are you working on now? Producing this, taking ongoing method classes, auditioning, maintaining my relationship.

 

Vinay Chowdry

Executive Producer/ Camera

 

What were the circumstances or your birth? I was conceived as the Klingons attacked the Millennium Falcon

What's your porn name? Buddy Sunset

Are you having more or less sex since moving to Brooklyn? More

How is your character in B4L different from you in real life? One and the same

Pick a favorite moment from the B4L production: When i was down in the basement of kdawg trying to get on the internet.

What other web series do you watch? Beernation and polarity

Favorite sexual position? The deckchair

What's your secret talent? I can juggle...

What's your idea of a perfect date? Depends on the country.

If you could have any item from Lady H's personal sex toy collection, what would it be? The bag that it all came in.

Are your parents allowed to watch this show? They already have.

Do you have a link to a personal/facebook/myspace website that you'd like us to include? gobohd.com

When the lights go down what music comes up? The star spangled banner

Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex? Nope.

Have you ever been caught having sex? Not when i didn't want to be.

Have you had sex in all 5 boroughs? If not how many? Hypothetically what if i was on a bridge or the staten island ferry.let's just say no. 4.

Hobbies? Guitar hero

Idols/heroes? Billy Idol and that guy from the heroes show.

3 movies stranded on a desert island: Castaway, Blue Lagoon and Reality Bites

3 TV show stranded on a desert island: Cosby Show, Curb Your Entusiasm, Sopranos

What are you working on now? Sun Salutation

 

William Michals

Assistant Camera & Editor

What were the circumstances or your birth? I remember the day like it was yesterday: My mother was walking down the street when I decided I wanted out. "No more of this mundane amniotic existence," I said to myself as I single-handedly (literally) forced my way out into the world. She looked down, curiously. Picking myself up by my newborns bootstraps, I said, "what are you looking at?" and walked down the road, into the world and toward my destiny...

What's your porn name? Keno Leslie

Are you having more or less sex since moving to Brooklyn? More!

What experience did you bring to B4L? Work on 16mm, SD shorts in every capacity, including some I don't belong doing and a couple of SD features, including Dirty Trousers.

Pick a favorite moment from the B4L production: Shooting the the burlesque episode.

What other web series do you watch? People watch web series?

Favorite sexual position? Maybe missionary, haha. it depends. I like the face to face intimacy of missionary.

What's your secret talent? Telling absurd metaphors.

What's your idea of a perfect date? A hello, a minor adventure, some food, some conversation, a kiss. In any order.

If you could have any item from Lady H's personal sex toy collection, what would it be? The head harness. Definitely the head harness. That little finger thing would be fun too.

Are your parents allowed to watch this show? Ask their parents. Mine said I could.

When the lights go down what music comes up? Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band

Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex? No. I wish I had, actually. It probably would have given me some frame of reference. "Okay, so I have this thing- where does it go again?"

Have you ever been caught having sex? Nope. Surely ignored though. Hard to be caught when you don't have much fear of being caught.

Have you had sex in all 5 boroughs? If not how many? Brooklyn, baby, Brooklyn.

Hobbies? Taking notes on human behavior, being a propagandist, being a beacon of truth, being an inquisitor.

Idols/heroes? Gandhi, Godard,Willy Wonka

3 movies stranded on a desert island: The Graduate, Annie Hall, and Terminator 2, just to mix it up.

3 TV show stranded on a desert island: The Simpsons! The Office (either), Seinfeld.

What are you working on now? A web series of my own, a documentary about a displaced Colombian fishing village in Spanish, and also musing over a personal doc on what the hell love/sex is.

 

Helen Birney

Assistant Director

What were the circumstances or your birth? I was born 2 ½ months early weighing just under 2 pounds. My mother was in labor with me for a month prior and had to be in a hospital with her feet tied over her head in a closet (because they didn't have enough room in the hospital to keep her in an actual room). I'm not sure what this explains about me now—except that I am what my Dad calls a survivor, and I still piss my Mom off.

What's your porn name? Cally Friends.

Are you having more or less sex since moving to Brooklyn? Less, but way more sexual fantasies involving the cast and crew of Bi4L.

What experience did you bring to B4L? Actually, none besides my "collection" and knowledge of adult toys.

How is your character in B4L different from you in real life? My role as AD in Brooklyn is For Lovers allowed me to manifest my kinky side into a profession and find my true calling as an AD.

Pick a favorite moment from the B4L production? Only one? Uh, probably when Riggles was watching the "porn" made by Casey, and Paul and Jim were making pornographic sounds and references that were way over the top, ie: "Put your fist in deeper, is that all you have? Ok, your arm. Get the coffee table, quick, shove it in there…"

Favorite sexual position? Doggy style with a reach around.

What's your secret talent? I don't think that me being awesome at dirty talk is a secret.

What's your idea of a perfect date? Dressing up in fancy clothes for cocktails, dinner and dancing. Then dressing up in a corset and boots.

If you could have any item from Lady H's personal sex toy collection, what would it be? I have all of them, naturally.

Are your parents allowed to watch this show? Yes, but I don't want them to see my bio.

Do you have a link to a personal/facebook/myspace website that you'd like us to include? Look me up under Helen Birney. Then there will be an extremely selective screening process.

When the lights go down what music comes up? Bjork or Massive Attack.

Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex? No, they were divorced by the time I could walk.

Have you ever been caught having sex? No, but one of my ex boyfriends from high school left a used condom on my bedside table when my parents were out of town and my Dad found it.

Have you had sex in all 5 boroughs? If not how many? Only Manhattan!

Hobbies? Yoga, doing dishes.

Idols/heroes? Shandor Garrison, James Rich, Zachary Ludescher, Chris Riggleman

3 movies stranded on a desert island: "Love Actually", "Dude Where's My Car?", "Zoolander"

3 TV show stranded on a desert island: Seinfeld, Weeds, L Word

What are you working on now? Finishing up grad-school and producing my own webisode series.

 

Andrew Lyman-Clarke

Gaffer

What were the circumstances or your birth? I was born in Xenia, Ohio. You can learn more about Xenia by watching Gummo, the Harmony Korine movie about backward rednecks.

What's your porn name? I'll give you my first pet + my mother's maiden name = Silvercat Madelaine

Are you having more or less sex since moving to Brooklyn? Definitely more.

What experience did you bring to B4L? I was the gaffer, but I brought a comprehensive knowledge of the entire filmmaking process.

Pick a favorite moment from the B4L production: My favorite moment was when Jim was going down on Annie and the bed broke.

Favorite sexual position? Doggy style sort of, but the girl wraps her feet around my feet.

What's your secret talent? I play the drum set quite well.

What's your idea of a perfect date? I would like to go on a date where the evening was a slow, steady increase in fun, culminating in a child-like search for a naughty place to have sex.

If you could have any item from Lady H's personal sex toy collection, what would it be?  The dildo that attaches to the knee.

Are your parents allowed to watch this show? Sure, they would appreciate it.

When the lights go down what music comes up? Hmm. I don't normally play music in the dark or during sex but I might want to try that. I like the band Air for romance.

Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex? No, thank God.

Have you had sex in all 5 boroughs? If not how many? Only two, unfortunately!

Hobbies? Making films, playing/listening to music, playing tennis, playing volleyball, reading about science, running.

Idols/heroes? Stanley Kubrick, Darren Aronofsky, David Fincher, David Lynch, P.T. Anderson and a couple others.

3 movies stranded on a desert island: Mulholland Drive, Apocalypse Now, Metropolis

3 TV show stranded on a desert island: Six feet Under, Star Trek: The Next Generation, BBC's Planet Earth

What are you working on now? I have a lot of projects going, including a show designed to use the soap opera format to inform people about social issues, a script which involves an alternate view of the history of civilization, AND I'm starting a production company!



Chris Riggleman

Art Director/ Actor

 

What were the circumstances or your birth?  I would like to believe that I was conceived in a very conservative manner, but since I ended up being a twin...I don't think I want to know what the circumstances were.

What's your porn name? Droopy Crossroads

Are you having more or less sex since moving to Brooklyn?  A true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, but who said I was a true gentleman?

What experience did you bring to B4L?  I was going through a break up at the time of filming which prepared me for the character.

How is your character in B4L different from you in real life?  Well I prefer not to have sex with blow up dolls that look like David Hasselhoff, but Riggles had no problem with it.

Pick a favorite moment from the B4L production.  I enjoyed filming the day it was 90 degrees with all the windows shut and no air conditioning. My underwear had never been so wet.

What other web series do you watch?  As part of the contract to B4L I'm not allowed to watch other web series...only reruns of Golden Girls.

Favorite sexual position?  All of them with a cherry on top.

What's your secret talent?  I can talk like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.

What's your idea of a perfect date?  A nice day on the beach mullet hunting, and a candle light dinner of Sloppy Joe's and Tater Tots with a champagne flute of PBR.

If you could have any item from Lady H's personal sex toy collection, what would it be?  I hear Lady H is far more talented than any of her toys. I would burn all of her toys and pick her.

Are your parents allowed to watch this show?  Only if they post their response to it on You Tube.

Do you have a link to a Personl/Facebook/MySpace website that you'd like us to include?  http://myspace.com/rigglemancs

When the lights go down what music comes up?  Bluegrass

Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex?  Yes when I was five....I've never been the same.

Have you ever been caught having sex?  No...I'm a virgin!

Have you had sex in all 5 boroughs? If not how many?  I will leave that to the imagination...I want to preserve some of my dignity.

Hobbies?  Eating, camping, swimming, running, eating, traveling, braiding my pubic hair, eating, trimming my arm pit hair, and eating.

Idols/heroes?  Lucille Ball, That one guy, and the woman that plays the saw in the subway.

3 movies stranded on a desert island.  This question isn't fair...I'm tired of playing by the rules so I will just not pass go nor collect $200.

3 TV show stranded on a desert island.  I love Lucy, Gumby, and Gilligan's Island (because that would just be ironic).

What are you working on now?  Just filmed a pilot for an up and coming web series (Title yet to be determined).

 

Annie Mistak

Hair and Makeup/ Actress

What were the circumstances or your birth? My parents had a four year old boy and needed a girl to shake things up.

What's your porn name? Sadie Bronco

Are you having more or less sex since moving to Brooklyn? More

What experience did you bring to B4L?  My craftitime.

How is your character in B4L different from you in real life? She brings other people into the bedroom other than her boyfriend.

Pick a favorite moment from the B4L production? coffee?

What's your secret talent? cupcakes

What's your idea of a perfect date? A great restaurant, good lighting, hot outfit, nervous flirtation, dessert, a kiss goodnight.

If you could have any item from Lady H's personal sex toy collection, what would it be?  Do I have to return it?

Are your parents allowed to watch this show? Not if id ever like to go home again.

Do you have a link to a Personal/Facebook/Myspace website that you'd like us to include? http://bettyeinc.com / http://anniemistak.com

When the lights go down what music comes up?  Steve Winwood

Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex?  Hell No!!

Have you ever been caught having sex? I hope not. I'm very stealthy.

Have you had sex in all 5 boroughs?  If not how many? 2

Hobbies? Fashion, Crafting, Sewing, Singing, Dancing, Frolicking.

Idols/heroes? Mary Louise Parker, Dolly Parton, Tina Fey.

3 movies stranded on a desert island. Is this the opening line to a joke ? 3 movies walk into a bar? uhhh fav movies.. Labyrinth , Adventures in Babysitting, Sleeping Beauty.

3 TV show stranded on a desert island. Arrested Development, Weeds, and The Muppets.

What are you working on now? My zipper accessories line, my acting career, my abs.
 

 

Paul Case

Makeup/ Actor

What were the circumstances or your birth? Whatever they were, someone was burned at the stake afterward...

What's your porn name? Cletus Carrol

Are you having more or less sex since moving to Brooklyn?  With other people...pretty much status quo?

What experience did you bring to B4L? An always cheerful, upbeat, un-passive aggressive attitude

How is your character in B4L different from you in real life? I'ms nots reallys THATS gayssssss?

Pick a favorite moment from the B4L production. Getting this email from James Rich wherein he signed off 'anywho'

What other web series do you watch?  I'm a loyal xtube subscriber

Favorite sexual position?  Whichever means I don't have to look anyone in the face

What's your secret talent?  I don't have a gag reflex

What's your idea of a perfect date? One that I don't pay for

If you could have any item from Lady H's personal sex toy collection, what would it be?  Her dental dam.

Are your parents allowed to watch this show? Well, I'd prefer to stay in their will...

Do you have a link to a Personal/Facebook/Myspace website that you'd like us to include? http://www.paulcase.com / http://www.heretv.com / http://www.myspace.com/paulcase / http://www.facebook.com/paulcase

When the lights go down what music comes up?  Anything loud enough to muffle the screams and tears

Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex?  You mean when I wasn't involved?

Have you ever been caught having sex?  Yes - he woke up

Have you had sex in all 5 boroughs? If not how many?  3/5... but i jerked off in a Bronx bound 6 train...does that count?

Hobbies?  I pretty much just like having sex

Idols/heroes?  Shawn

3 movies stranded on a desert island.  Madonna: truth or dare, Notting Hill, The Silence of the Lambs

3 TV show stranded on a desert island.  The l word, Roseanne, the Simpsons

What are you working on now?  My PODCAST, 'Bent' on heretv.com, a spring tour, producing two new shows in addition to 'the back room'.

 

Ashley Brockington

Actress

What were the circumstances or your birth? My parents fucked and I was born on the Ohio State University campus. Young family.

What's your porn name? Shotsy Glenwood

Are you having more or less sex since moving to Brooklyn? Yay, more sex. I've actually figured out that I may have a little game after all. I call it "Being Myself."

What experience did you bring to B4L? Fisting and Lesbianism

How is your character in B4L different from you in real life? She's sexually confident. I'm shy when it comes to sexual tension.

Pick a favorite moment from the B4L production. "That's a wrap!" Just kidding, the wow cafe scene was fun.

Favorite sexual position? Standing

What's your secret talent? Fisting. Hee hee. I just like saying fisting. Hmmmm.... I'm really good at telling the minions what to do. I love having minions !!

What's your idea of a perfect date? I like work dates. I had a great date last summer where my "friend" was helping me to make two pairs of stilts. We'd take breaks and make food. No making out. Just lots of electricity. Yum !!

If you could have any item from Lady H's personal sex toy collection, what would it be? Well, I'd like to try that chin fucky thing even though it looks ridiculous.

Are your parents allowed to watch this show? Mother yes, Father, definitely no. He's super sanctified.

Do you have a link to a personal/facebook/myspace website that you'd like us to include? facebook, ok. http://myspace.com/blackgirlsaredelicious. I apologize in advance for not being more tricked.

When the lights go down what music comes up? Currently, the soundtrack to Requiem for a Dream.

Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex? I walked in on my dad with his girlfriend. In eighth grade, I listened at the door when mumsy was getting it on with her beau. My god, is she going to see this?

Have you ever been caught having sex? Well in college, my boyfriend and I used to fuck with his "sleeping" roommate in the room. I had beads in my hair then, so it was really noisy. Sorry, Billy.

Have you had sex in all 5 boroughs? If not how many? Manhattan, Brooklyn & Staten Island.

Hobbies? Cooking, Dancing, Sewing, Playing with my niece and nephew. Hanging out with my housemates. Movies Movies Movies !!

Idols/heroes? Malcolm X, Mohamed Ali, Fanny Lou Hamer, Shirley Chisolm....Basically all of the Super Blacks !!

3 movies stranded on a desert island. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, When we were Kings, Daughters of the Dust

3 TV show stranded on a desert island. The Richard Pryor Show, Sonny & Cher, Good Times

What are you working on now? Producing Cabaret Cataplexy, an avante garde burlesque show at the Slipper Room (last Mondays); Writing a play called, Black Girl Ugly (its about little black girl self esteem); and Co-producing Rivers of Honey, a cabaret featuring women of color (First Fridays at WOW cafe Theater).

 

William "Lucky" Lee

Composer

What were the circumstances or your birth? youngest of 8. I was the fourth "oops!"

What's your porn name? Cindy Arlington

Are you having more or less sex since moving to Brooklyn?  Steady as she goes - full speed ahead

What experience did you bring to B4L? The lovely sounds of my ass (it's in the background during the chorus section of the main theme)

How is your character in B4L different from you in real life? It is the same...exactly the same

Pick a favorite moment from the B4L production?  "...Balls Slappin' my Balls!"

What other web series do you watch? Nova?

Favorite sexual position? Cleveland Steamer

What's your secret talent? Besides songwriting I am quite good at farting on cue

What's your idea of a perfect date? Lotta laughs, good food, good lovin'

If you could have any item from Lady H's personal sex toy collection, what would it be? Dunno, can you mail me the catalogue?

Are your parents allowed to watch this show? They watch everything I do

Do you have a link to a personal/facebook/myspace website that you'd like us to include? www.myspace.com/luckyleejones

When the lights go down what music comes up? Ravel's Bolero (ever since Bo Derek went down on Dudly Moore, the sound of hair beads gives me a CHUBBY)

Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex? Once...I woke up a week later alone naked in the middle of Route 1 Saugus Ma.)

Have you ever been caught having sex? No, but I should have

Have you had sex in all 5 boroughs? If not how many?  2

Hobbies? Biting my nails (though I am the only one who calls it that)

Idols/heroes? Jackie Robinson, Jack Moore's Mom, Prince

3 movies stranded on a desert island: Monty Pythons Holy Grail, Excalibur, Battlefield Earth

3 TV show stranded on a desert island: Get Smart, The newly wed game ( vintage)

What are you working on now? The music for this show! ( and some tunes for our Pop band, Jimmy!)


Christopher Dickinson

Sound Editor

What were the circumstances or your birth? Born in Santa Barbara, CA, I remember my mother saying it took a while.

What's your porn name? Cole Bradley

Are you having more or less sex since moving to Brooklyn? More

What experience did you bring to B4L? Pro Tools, Sound Design

Favorite sexual position? Any and All

What's your idea of a perfect date? Home cooked dinner and bottle of wine

Are your parents allowed to watch this show? Yes, just not with me

When the lights go down what music comes up? Sade

Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex? No

Have you ever been caught having sex? No

Have you had sex in all 5 boroughs? If not how many? No, 2 of 5

Hobbies? Snowboarding, Guitar, Biking

3 movies stranded on a desert island: Empire Strikes Back, Shawshank Redemption, Goodfellas

3 TV show stranded on a desert island: Lost, Simpsons, Cheers

What are you working on now? Post Mixing/Sound Design for B4L.


Cathy Yoo

Sound Editor

 

What were the circumstances or your birth? Umm... Not sure what this means but... I was an unexpected baby...?

What's your porn name? I only remember my first pet's name, which was Marie.

What experience did you bring to B4L? My baby steps into mixing, as well as creativity and passion.

Pick a favorite moment from the B4L production: Spotting sessions with Shandi. That's when I first see the episodes, and it's truly amusing to see what will happen to all the characters and their stories!

Favorite sexual position? N/A

What's your secret talent? I am a good baker.

What's your idea of a perfect date? Eat lunch at a park and walk around in the warm sunlight. Lots of fresh air, lots of laughter.

If you could have any item from Lady H's personal sex toy collection, what would it be? Umm... No idea who Lady H is...?

Are your parents allowed to watch this show? I don't think I'd want them to... LOL

Do you have a link to a personal/facebook/myspace website that you'd like us to include? Nope.

When the lights go down what music comes up? None. I don't like having music when I go to sleep.

Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex? Nope.

Have you ever been caught having sex? Nope.

Have you had sex in all 5 boroughs? If not how many? Not sure what the 5 boroughs are...

Hobbies? Writing stories, watching Japanese dramas, baking

Idols/heroes? Yoko Kanno.

3 movies stranded on a desert island: Zoolander (I discover something new every time I watch it LOL), LOTR Trilogy, Lilo & Stitch

3 TV show stranded on a desert island: Shin Dohmoto Kyodai, SMAPXSMAP, cartoon KAT-TUN

What are you working on now? Mixing for bi4l!

 

Allysun Redmond

Co-Writer

What were the circumstances or your birth? I was born a baby girl.

What's your porn name? Kitty Forest

Are you having more or less sex since moving to Brooklyn? More

What experience did you bring to B4L? Writing, cooking, and infinite patience (D and Annie "live" in my real apartment)

How is your character in B4L different from you in real life? I'm the creepy, silent invisible character that's always lurking around in the background. I'm definitely less creepy in real life.

Pick a favorite moment from the B4L production: Listening to Ashley get ready for "dessert" in the bathroom. Even without the visual, the sounds she made were quite stimulating

What other web series do you watch? Joni and Susanna on the wb.com

Favorite sexual position? The plow

What's your secret talent? I can put my fist in my mouth and say the alphabet backwards (though not at the same time, I don't think)

What's your idea of a perfect date? A home-cooked meal, a movie, and Uno in bed

If you could have any item from Lady H's personal sex toy collection, what would it be?
That doohicky with the big rubber thing on the end. I'm not sure what its used for, but it looks cool.

Are your parents allowed to watch this show? Still trying to decide...

When the lights go down what music comes up? Row row row your boat

Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex? Yes. Absolutely traumatizing.

Have you ever been caught having sex? That's what makes it fun, right?

Have you had sex in all 5 boroughs? If not how many? Well, I've ridden my bike in all five boroughs. That's close enough, isn't it?

Idols/heroes? I don't watch American Idol, but Jim is really into Heroes.

3 movies stranded on a desert island: The Sound of Music, Eternal Sunshine, and Live Flesh

3 TV show stranded on a desert island: 30 Rock, Dexter, and Fresh Prince of Bel Air reruns

What are you working on now? When I'm not updating my facebook page, I spend free moments writing my second screenplay, DISARMED.